PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a